The director of the horror film”The Human Centipede II” is protesting the banning of the film from the UK by the British Board of Film Classification. The film board claims it poses a “genuine risk” to viewers, saying that the characters are “nothing other than objects to be brutalized & degraded and serve as amusement and arousal of the central character and the audience”. 

- Instead, they’re just going to show “The Concrete Alligator” - which shows cops in Missouri taking out a guys concrete lawn ornament. 

NOTE:  The mention of the word “Centipede” reminded me of the classic joke told to me by my late, great friend Sydney Needleman that we played on the air many times through the years.  Click below to listen and as they say in restaurants… Enjoy! 

“The Lion and the Elephant Joke”