Earlier this week in Walla Walla, Washington, a 2 or 3 gallon container labedled “beans” aroused suspicion when it was found in the parking lot of Government building.  Fearing it could be a bomb, workers called police, who evacuated the building and brought in the bomb squad.  The contents were too dense to be X-rayed clearly, so they used a “disrupter” to blast a hole in the side of the can.  A lot of white beans spilled out of it.  

- Homeland Security says, “We narrowly avoided a terrorist gas attack”.  

- You know the famous terrorist expression… “Beans, beans the musical food… Don’t open the can if it’s sent by Mahmoud!”