Not to rub salt in the wound, but Charlie Sheen has had to deal with the rumors of his TV characters “untimely” death alone.  TMZ reports that his last remaining “Goddess” Natalie Kenly moved out of Sheen’s mansion last week.  They report the actor DEMANDED that she return the Mercedes he bought her, then nursed his broken heart by declaring war on the whole world, “conquering” three women from three different countries, Mexico, Australia and Colombia the very night Kenly walked out. 

- Hmmm… a girl from Colombia.  I could be wrong but I heard they have a lot of Cocaine down there! 

- Charlie Sheen is exactly like Hugh Hefner - except for the insanity part. 

- The “Goddess” reportedly left after receiving a very special tweet from a “Mr. A. Weiner”.