Eric Echales of Sarasota, Florida, was arrested Monday after he was allegedly spotted beside a road, dancing naked while listening to his iPod.  He told a deputy that he “wanted to feel free.”  Police believe alcohol may have been involved. 

- Or maybe he was on day eight of his vacation and he’d run out of clean underwear. 

- Question:  Where did he clip-on his iPod?  

- When I want to feel free, I just wear sandals with no socks.