Pakistani officials claim Osama Bin Laden’s widows are turning against each other.  One is 62, one 54, and his latest wife is still in her 20’s.  The older ones reportedly blame the young one for leading US intelligence to him by either tipping them off or letting herself be followed. One official said, “It’s vicious”.  

- Hollywood has already jumped on the story… they’ve hired Bette Midler and Goldie Hawn to play the older women in the new movie, “The First and Second Wives Club”. 

- The older women are just jealous because the 20-something wife looks so much hotter in a burka.  

The report indicates that the older women have resented the young Mrs. Bin Laden ever since he married her in 2000 when she was just 17.  Even OSB’s mom reportedly yelled at him about that.  The officials say the joke in Pakistan is that after five years cooped up with three wives and a dozen kids, Osama called the CIA himself to give away his own location.  

- It wasn’t so much the wives, it was having three mothers-in-law moving in that pushed him over the edge. 

- Apparently Osama’s mom actually likes the youngest wife… she was just mad she had to pay for another rehearsal dinner.  

- The women wouldn’t talk until they were offered roles on the new hit show, “The Real Housewives of Abbottabad”!

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