Late last night, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, “The Great Seducer”, resigned as head of the International Monetary Fund to devote his full energies to fighting the sex charges against him from a hotel maid.  Meanwhile a poll in the Frenchman’s home country found that 57% of the French public believe Strauss-Kahn is the victim of a conspiracy.

- A Vast Right Wing Conspiracy of Hotel Maids.  

- I would have thought he had exhausted his full energies while chasing the maid down the hall in the nude!

- The now-former head of the IMF also announced that he has been named President of another IMF… the “International Maid Fondlers”.