With melting Arctic ice exposing new shipping routes and fishing and oil drilling grounds, Denmark is doing something pretty amazing.  The Danish Government is preparing a document to present to the U.N. laying claim to the North Pole. 

- So Santa Claus won’t just look like he EATS a lot of Danish… he’ll actually BE Danish.  

- When they heard the news, the IUOE (International Union of Eskimos) said, “Not so fast…” 

- NATO is also laying claim to the North Pole and, unfortunately for the reindeer, has declared it a “no-fly zone”.