The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is suing Starbucks for firing a barista in El Paso becasue she’s a dwarf.  The woman was hired and trained, but when she asked for a stool or small stepladder so she could reach the coffee, she was fired on the grounds that she could be a danger to others.  

- Actually, they just blamed her when the register came up a little short. 

- Why not just let her be in charge of the half-cafs?

- The woman was so furious she was shaking… of course that could have just been from the coffee.  

- She immediately called her best friend - she really needed to Vent-i