An anonymous US official told the AP that Navy Seals found something pretty unique in Osama Bin Laden’s compound:  His diary! Turns out the Uber-Terrorist kept a handwritten journal filled with his plans and ideas for more attacks on America, including targeting smaller towns and derailing trains.  They say this means he was still running al Qaeda from behind the scenes. 

- The diary also confirmed the previously reported rumor that he had a huge crush on Whitney Houston!    

- His handwriting was messy, but it was still easier to read than the stuff he used to scrawl on the walls of his cave!  

- I’m shocked!  Don’t the SEALS know that you should NEVER read someone else’s diary?  

- The last entry read:  “Hang on a sec… there’s someone at the door.”

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