BREAKING NEWS: After years of speculation and a recent push by Donald Trump, at 9:45 EST this morning, President Obama finally produced an authorized copy of his birth certificate - proving that he was indeed born in Hawaii and is thus a natural American citizen. He even went on live TV to make the announcement. Trump said he hopes the birth certificate is authentic… but would still like to look at it. He added that he’s “proud and honored” that the President followed through on his request.
- If “The Donald” runs for President in 2012, Obama will refer to his Hawaiian birth certificate as his “Trump Card”.
- Having the birth certificate is going to make it so much easier for Obama when he’s going through airport security!
- The President has now asked to see a certificate from Trump’s hairdresser proving that his hair is real.