Tuesday night in a “pre-recorded” interview with Jay Leno, Lindsay Lohan said she was shocked to be given 120 days in jail, but that it was definitely a wake-up call.  She said she’s taking responsibility for her actions and focusing on her career.  Leno told her she was a truly great actress and asked where she’d be in 10 years.  Her response?  Back on Leno’s couch, holding an Oscar. 

- That she’ll have “borrowed” from Meryl Streep. 

- It won’t actually be an Academy Award, it will be some drunk guy named Oscar that she’ll meet at a future stint in rehab.  

- Lindsay seemed sober… except when she kept calling Jay “Conan”.