Dentists in Ontario are petitioning for a change in a provincial law that bars dentists from having sex with any patient.  They say it means they can’t have sex with their own wives if they give them dental treatments.  

- Under the Canadian Health Care System, wives of Dentists have to make an appointment to have sex with their husbands… and then wait six months anyway!   

- Most of the dentist’s wives said they’d rather have a root canal than have sex with their husbands.