Charlies Manson finally broke a 20-year silence by giving a prison interview to Vanity Fair Spain. The subject: global warming! In a weird, rambling lecture Manson said, “Everyone’s God, and if we don’t wake up to that, there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting… If we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem…” He trailed off but later added, “I’m in the bullring. I run in the bullring with the heart of the world.”
- Charlie Sheen immediately replied: “Winning!”
- So Manson doesn’t have a problem butchering people, but hurting trees really gets his Nazi tatoo in a knot!
- Al Gore is going to make a documentary about the interview called, “An Incarcerated Truth”.
- Isn’t it time Charlie settled down and started a “family”? No wait… he already did that.