Maybe future TV viewers will watch royal weddings if the couples are hotter.  The dating website polled 127,000 people, who ranked Kate Middleton as the 3rd most beautiful royal ever, behind Grace Kelly and Queen Rania of Jordan.  Kate knocked Princess Diana down to 4th place. William was the 5th best-looking male royal (Harry was #4, Charles #10).  

And there’s nowhere to go but up:  Princess Anne was ranked the least attractive royal ever, slightly behind Sarah Ferguson, who ranked two places behind Prince Charlies’ wife Camilla, who came in six places behind Princess Fiona from “Shrek”.  

- Obviously embarrassed by Camilla’s low ranking, the Queen yelled, “Off with your hooves… uh… head!”