Tuesday, former pharmacist Howard C. Cook Jr. of Pennsylvania was charged with stealing erectile dysfunction drugs from a Walgreen’s where he used to work.  He reportedly admitted to stealing nearly $4000 worth of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra just since December.  

- Prosecutors are confident his confession will stand up in court.

- Police became suspicious when they noticed he and his wife sitting in matching bathtubs in their front yard in the middle of January.

- If the judge sentences him to more than four hours, he’ll have to go directly to the prison infirmary.

- I can just see the judge now… “I said raise your HAND and repeat after me!”

NOTE: Whatever happened to Levitra?  I never see the name or any commercials for it anymore.  Maybe this pharmacist stole it all!