Monday night, President Obama explained why we’re bombing Libya, saying it prevented the slaughter of thousands of people, and that NATO would take over command of the mission by tomorrow.  But the speech had to run at 7:30 EST because the networks wouldn’t give him prime time on the night “Dancing With The Stars” was on. 

- A lot of people who watched the speech thought Obama was the one doing the dancing. 

- I guess Kirstie Alley put her foot down… and it nearly caused another tsunami. 

- The “DWTS” judges actually rated Obama’s performance… with flamboyant Bruno saying, “It was a SEXY SEXY speech” that left him “wanting more!”