To hammer home his questions about Barack Obama’s eligibility to even be President, possible 2012 contender Donald Trump released his own birth certificate and said it took just one hour to get.  But critics said it’s not an official New York birth certificate because it doesn’t have the state seal and is just a hospital-issued certificate that only verifies that he was born, not where he was born. 

- C’mon..  We all know the Donald was born on the planet Krypton! 

- Trump claims the birth certificate is authentic because it’s got a hand-written note from his father on it reading “You’re Sired!”

- Obama calls The Donald’s challenge that he’s not eligible to be President “Trumped up charges”.