Charlie also claims he cured his drug addiction by just closing his eyes and making it so with the power of his mind, and that if normal people borrowed his brain for five seconds, “your face would melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”.  He also announced that he’s opened a Twitter account so he can share his thoughts with fans as fast as they occur to him. 

- He actually closed his eyes, clicked his heels together three times and said, “There’s no place like my porn family home!  There’s no place like my porn family home!” 

- Let’s be honest… Charlie’s been “Twittering” for a very long time!