Charlie’s media blitz continued Tuesday night with a special edition of ABC’s “20/20”.  During the interview, Charlie said he had “tiger blood” and “Adonis DNA”, that he’s “a Vatican assassin warlock,” that “can’t is the cancer of happen”, that “my passion is not from this terrestrial realm,” and that “I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old.”  

- Charlie’s put so much Coke up his nose I’m amazed he has room for any “boogers”. 

- The “tiger blood” he was referring to was actually “Tiger Woods”… they do love their hookers!

- This is good news!  If CBS doesn’t give him his show back he can always get work as a “Vatican assassin warlock”!

- The Pope said, “If Charlie Sheen has anything to do with the Vatican, I’ll eat my hat!”

- Of all the things he said, the only one I believe is that he “has the boogers of a 7-year-old”.