reports that the grade-z movie studio Troma has lucked into a potential goldmine. Someone remembered a bizarre 1989 movie locked in their vault called “A Tale of Two Sisters,” narrated and based on a poem by Charlie Sheen.  The teaser clips show an obese woman kissing a bearderd man on a beach as Charlie reads lines including: “So what then was the ugly deed?  A broken promise, petty greed? Did one depart with no remorse? Menstrual mood, unsigned divorce? Sister one and sister two, complaining now, can’t find a shoe”.  

- Think of Charlie as Dr. Seuss on crack. 

- How much you wanna bet “sister one and sister two’s” missing shoe was under Charlie’s bed?