In an interview with ABC’s Christiane Amanpour, Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi not only denied that he’s ever used force against his own people, he also insisted that there are no demonstrations against him anywhere in Libya.  He said, “My people love me.  They would die for me.”

- And then he dropped bombs on hundreds of those people just to prove it!

- Gadhafi is what I like to call a “glass is half full” kind of guy.  

- He’s like the Stuart Smalley of the Middle East… “I’m good enough.  I’m smart enough.  And dog-gone it, people like me!”