The Charlie Sheen Saga is getting weirder by the moment… He’s not only suing CBS for $320 Million for cancelling his show “Two and a Half Men”, he allowed a Radar Online reporter to watch as he gave a urine sample for a drug test.  Amazingly, the results of the urine and a more in-depth blood test released live on ABC this morning, were negative.  That means he’s been clean and sober 72 hours.  Charlie did say he’s high on one drug and it’s called “Charlie Sheen”.  

- Wow! A whopping 72 hours!  And I thought it would only last 2 And a Half Minutes!

- That just beats Lindsay Lohan’s latest record by 17.3 seconds!