Tuesday, to nobody’s surprise, former Obama Chief-of-Staff Rahm Emanuel was elected Mayor of Chicago.  The turnout was about 38 percent of registered voters. 

- This being Chicago, 37% of whom were dead before Rahm was born.  

- When he heard he won, Rahm said, “No #!*@!!!!!!”

- He’s going to give a whole new meaning to “the swearing-in ceremony”.