Over the weekend, the accuser who was reportedly going to make a bombshell public announcement about alleged sexual harrassment by Herman Cain instead released a statement saying it wasn’t worth giving up her privacy. Cain is still doing well in the polls and took in a record $2 million in donations since the accusations hit. 

- So if you want to help get Cain elected, make an anonymous sexual harrassment charge against him and watch the money roll in!  

- In keeping with his tax proposal theme, Cain responded to the allegations by saying, “Nein-Nein-Nein!”