Marc Higgins of Bristol, Connecticut, is facing charges of fatally stabbing one man and injuring three others during an altercation that began with his flatulence.  Witnesses say Higgins got very drunk on beer at a party and was flatulent “throughout the evening” causing one woman to become so angry, she slapped him.  Higgins stormed off but returned with four knives and stabbed two people.

- Hadn’t they suffered enough already?

 - If this had happened at the symphony, it would have been considered “Classical Gas”.

- His lawyer is going with the “He Who Smelt It, Dealt It” defense.