Firefighters in Woodward, Oklahoma, rushed to a middle school, where an 8-year-old boy’s tongue was frozen to a metal stop sign pole.  They poured water on it to free it and took him to a hospital for treatment.  Asked why he touched the frozen pole with his tongue, he said because his older brother had dared him to do it.  

Why doesn’t this happen to our politicians?…Oh that’s right, they don’t believe in “poles”.

As punishment, the older bother will receive a week’s worth of wedgies and purple nurples from his kid brother.

True story…My beautiful bride Gail got her tongue stuck on a pole when she was 4-years old and in kindergarten.  Which raises a point.  I was 5 years old when I was in kindergarten.  Which explains why Gail beats me night in and night out at “Wheel of Fortune”!