Happy Halloween… As always, I will be handing out my traditional Halloween treat to the little nippers: Soup! But this year I’ll be ladeling up two different kinds - Campbells Tomato and for those kids trying to keep their figures, Fat-Free Cream of Mushroom. Yum!
According to e-mails obtained by the Detroit News, Kwame Kilpatrick, who has always vowed to return to Michigan has no intention of ever moving back to Detroit, and actually considers himself “a Texan”.
- Five Words: Yippee-Ay-Oh-Ay-Eh!!!!!
- We should have known he was thinking of heading south permanently when duirng his “apology” press conference he said, “Y’ALL done set me up for a comeback”.
- All he needs to do is learn the Rodeo thing. He’s got the clown part down pat.
The Agriculture Department has cut it’s estimate of the amount of sugar the average American consumes each year by 20 pounds.
- Of course with today being Halloween, tomorrow morning they’ll be adding that 20 pounds back on.
Officials are reporting an increase in the number of people being hit by lightening while talking on cell phones.
- It explains Apple’s, “Want To Get Hit By Lightenting? There’s an App For That!”
Police in Florida arrested a man aftr they caught him having sex with a traffic sign.
- Apparently he doesn’t understand that a red stop light means “Stop!”
- The man claims his eyes aren’t very good and he thought the sign said, “Ped Sexing”.
Arnold Scharzenegger will reprise his role as Conan in a new movie.
- It’s tentaively titled: “Conan Knocks Up The Hired Help”.
On this day in in 1892 Arthur Conan Doyle published The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
- People originally thought it was a book for grade school kids, since he kept saying, “It’s Elementary, My Dear Watson”.
Happy Halloween… As always, I will be handing out my traditional Halloween treat to the little nippers: Soup! But this year I’ll be ladeling up two different kinds - Campbells Tomato and for those kids trying to keep their figures, Fat-Free Cream of Mushroom. Yum!
According to e-mails obtained by the Detroit News, Kwame Kilpatrick, who has always vowed to return to Michigan has no intention of ever moving back to Detroit, and actually considers himself “a Texan”.
- Five Words: Yippee-Ay-Oh-Ay-Eh!!!!!
- We should have known he was thinking of heading south permanently when duirng his “apology” press conference he said, “Y’ALL done set me up for a comeback”.
- All he needs to do is learn the Rodeo thing. He’s got the clown part down pat.
The Agriculture Department has cut it’s estimate of the amount of sugar the average American consumes each year by 20 pounds.
- Of course with today being Halloween, tomorrow morning they’ll be adding that 20 pounds back on.
Officials are reporting an increase in the number of people being hit by lightening while talking on cell phones.
- It explains Apple’s, “Want To Get Hit By Lightenting? There’s an App For That!”
Police in Florida arrested a man aftr they caught him having sex with a traffic sign.
- Apparently he doesn’t understand that a red stop light means “Stop!”
- The man claims his eyes aren’t very good and he thought the sign said, “Ped Sexing”.
Arnold Scharzenegger will reprise his role as Conan in a new movie.
- It’s tentaively titled: “Conan Knocks Up The Hired Help”.
On this day in in 1892 Arthur Conan Doyle published The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
- People originally thought it was a book for grade school kids, since he kept saying, “It’s Elementary, My Dear Watson”.
