Donald Trump says that he has huge game-changing information about President Obama that he will reveal this afternoon.
- Rumor has it that it either involves a one-time divorce filing OR that Biden is actually Obama’s “Crazy Uncle Joe”.
A new study says that eating bacon makes a male orgasm more difficult during sex.
- Especially if he’s eating the bacon in the middle of his local Denny’s at the time.
- This is why they call government money spent for stupid surveys “Pork”.
The world’s biggest bra, nearly as big as two tennis courts, is being auctioned off for charity with a starting bid of $800.
- It was originally used by Dolly Parton as a training bra.
A study found that browsing in an art gallery can help cure constipation.
- It’s especially effective if you’re looking at a painting by Vincent Van GO!
In the latest Superman comic book, Clark Kent quits his job as a reporter for the Daily Planet.
- And takes a job with TMZ so he can spot misbehaving celebs with his x-ray vision!
On this day in 1939 Nylon stockings were first sold to the public.
- And there was an immediate run on them!
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
Go Tigers!
-Dick
The World Series is set with SanFrancisco’s win over defending World Series champs St. Louis last night 9-0. Game One: Wednesday night in SF, 8pm our time. Verlander will be on the mound.
GO TIGERS!!!
As expected, both Dems and Repubs are claiming victory in last night’s 3rd and final debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.
- 5% think Obama won, 5% think Romney won, and 90% think the Lions lost… which they did, to the Bears, 13-7.
American Airlines has announced that they will charge $25 if you want a pillow and blanket.
- And another hundred bucks if you want a seat that doesn’t come loose and move around the cabin.
The National Enquirer is claiming that sources say O.J. Simpson is trying to sell the knife used to kill his wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman for $5 million dollars.
- It’s listed on e-Bay as “Previously Used”.
- O.J. denies the rumor, but says he’ll address it in his new book, “If I Sold It”.
Chicago is proposing a 5-cent tax on every bullet sold in the city.
- Great. Do you realize how many more armed robberies criminals are going to have to commit to raise the cash they need for ammo?
British scientists claim they have discovered what makes a perfect beer.
- Americans have known it for years…it’s called “a refrigerator”.
Lindsay Lohan will sit down with Barbara Walters for a one-on-one interview.
- They’ll do the interview in one take…that is if Lindsay doesn’t take the necklace and earrings that Barbara’s wearing first.
On this day in 1930 the first miniature golf tournament was completed in Chattanooga, Tennessee.
- After putting the ball into the clowns mouth, the winner was presented with a miniature green jacket.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick
Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Vladimir Putin have all come out for Obama.
- Those are the kind of endorsements that are guaranteed to put anybody over the top.
Tonight’s third and final Presidential Debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney will center on questions about foreign policy.
- Because of all the controversy, Obama’s campaign is spending the day trying to make Libya the 51st state so it won’t qualify as “foreign”.
The Secret Service says they are investigting threats they’ve received against Mitt Romney.
- It’s a nice change from dealing with the threats they received from their own wives after that Colombian prostitution thing.
A report predicts that one billion women will enter the work force in the next decade.
- But only one of them will be lucky enough to land a job as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s maid.
Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad has banned genetically-modified foods, to protect his people’s health and safety.
- He had originally planned on banning guns and bombs, but decided that genetically modified-foods were more dangerous.
A Florida couple was caught having sex on a restaurant table in front of other customers.
- Didn’t Dr. Seuss write a book about this kind of thing? It was called I Hop On Pop at IHOP.
- I know guys try to get lucky at the bar I just never knew it was the salad bar.