Time Magazine reports that the chemicals used in the McRib sandwich are the same used to make yoga mats.
- So when you see a guy doubled over after eating a McRib it’s acually a new yoga position.
- Next will find out the chemicals used in McNuggets are the same ones used to make Jockey underwear.
According to a new survey by the online dating site Chemistry.com, men prefer women to write less about their personalities and include more photos that show their bodies.
- The findings were published in the Medical Journal “Duh”!
- It’s a good thing Kate Middleton is married… If she wasn’t she’d probably cause the Chemistry.com site to crash.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is coming clean with a tell-all book about his affair and love-child with the family maid. Ah-nold says he “compartmentalized” the whole thing and hopes that he and his ex-wife Maria Shriver can still reconcile.
- He’s also in the market for a new maid who “does windows…and the guy who owns the house”.
A firing range in Georgia got permission from the city council to serve booze.
- This is the same town that has the bar that came up with the original idea for “a shot and a beer”.
Facebook stock plunged over 9% Monday to just $20.79 a share on fears that a security bug was causing people’s private messages to appear on their public walls.
- If it happened to me, the only thing I’d be embarrassed about would be people knowing that I bought facebook at $38 a share.
The Ig Nobel Prizes for the most dubious scientific achievements were given out last week. The Anatomy prize went to scientists who discovered that chimps can recognize each other by looking at photos of their companions’ rear ends.
- It also works for the Kardashian sisters.
- That’s how they got the plot for TV’s “The Man Show”.
On this day in 1513 Spanish explorer Vasco Nunez de Balboa discovered the Pacific Ocean.
- It had probably been there a long time, but apparently nobody noticed it.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick
-The Kwame Kilpatrick trial gets underway today as the first witness for the prosecution takes the stand… Let the games begin!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejhad is in New York City to deliver a speech to the UN.
- Since Lindsay Lohan is also in the city, the U.S. government plans to have Lindsay meet him for a drink…and get him bombed.
- She’ll also try to “drink him pretty”.
At Sunday night’s Emmy Awards, “Modern Family” won Best Comedy for the 3rd year in a row. Eric Stonestreet, the actor who plays the fat gay neighbor on the show is reportedly dating Charlize Theron.
- If that’s true, there’s hope for every man alive!
Today is National Punctuation Day,
A woman in England quit her job as a waitress to earn $1000 a day working as a Kate Middleton look alike.
- She doesn’t really look like Kate… at least her face doesn’t.
- That comes out to $500 per boob. Usually two boobs can only make that much money a day by becoming a morning radio team.
Iran is creating its own Internet.
- They’re also creating a social networking site for women called “You-Better-Cover-Your-Facebook”.
- In the Iranian version, instead of “Farmville” everyone is forced to play “Nukeville”.
The newest season of Dancing With The Stars premieres tonight on ABC at 8pm. It’s being billed as an “All-Star” version and welcomes back alums of the show including Bristol Palin, Kirstie Allie and Pam Anderson.
- Is it just me or do Pam Anderson’s dances always look better when you watch them in slow motion?
Today Jackie and I prove that we’re on the “cutting edge” as we welcome Jackie’s hair stylist, Gjoni, to the Podcast. If you’ve ever wondered what women (and yes, men) are willing to confess to their stylist - it’s a must shear… uh… hear! As Gjoni says, he’s “like a Priest with a Blow Dryer”. He also offers inside info on what’s “in” for your hair this season and offers his opinion on the topless pix of Kate Middleton (He doesn’t see anything wrong with it even though she’s the future QUEEN OF ENGLAND!). From why a majority of CEO’s part their hair on the right, to a sure-fire & simple way women can use their locks to look incredibly sexy, it’s all hair… uh here!
The National Enquirer is reporting that Monica Lewinsky is writing a tell-all book about her affair with President Clinton. In the book, Monica will allegedly claim that Bill was into three-somes and sex toys and that he had a sexless marriage and referred to Hillary as “a cold fish”.
- Monica found out about the first couples lack of “romance” when Bill said, “I did not have sex with that woman… Hillary Clinton!”
- Doctors say that Bill’s heart surgery gave him an extra 10 years… but reading this book could shave off a few.
Forbes reports that 7 of the top 10 richest billionaires made their fortunes from scratch.
- Boy, if I was one of the other three who just inherited their billions, I’d be pretty depressed right now.
Tom Jones’ longtime publicist has revealed in his memoirs that he built up the hype for Tom by paying women to throw panties at him while he was performing in Vegas.
- Justin Bieber’s publicist immediately assured the public that when Justin was starting out, the training bras thrown at him were real.
Fans of Lady Gaga found out there’s a lot more of her to love. At a concert there Wednesday night the admittedly plumped up singer admitted that she’s put on about 30 pounds.
- She still wears a dress made out of meat, but instead of Strip Steaks, it’s now made out of Rump Roasts.
McDonald’s is delaying the return of the McRib sandwich until December.
- Nothing says Christmas like boneless pork in BBQ sauce!
- NJ Governor Chris Christie, a big fan of the sandwich, is said to be McMad.