Accusers of Bill Cosby are outraged after his sexual assault conviction was overturned by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court on a technicality and there’s even talk that “America’s Dad” may sue for wrongful imprisonment.

- It’s a bitter pill to swallow for the many women he abused through the years… which is ironically, how Cosby got in trouble in the first place.

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Portland, Oregon is experiencing an unprecedented heat wave with temperatures reaching 112 degrees Fahrenheit.

- It’s so hot… Protestors are putting Ice in their Molotov cocktails before they throw them at Police cars.

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In an effort to make reading more fun for kids… Tennessee will soon be home to “Storyville Gardens”… a theme park with attractions and roller coasters based on Children’s books.

- One of the Roller Coasters already under construction is called: “Curious George Throws Up”.

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A recent poll conducted in San Francisco found that 70% of respondents believe the quality of life in the city has declined.

- It’s so bad that People are not only leaving their hearts in San Francisco… they’re also leaving all their cash, keys and jewelry that are missing from their hotel rooms.

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RealDoll, the company that created the world’s most popular Sex Doll has created a new Male “Senior Sex Doll” complete with Gray hair and Wrinkles. They say it’s for younger women who like “a Mature experience”.

- And for those with a lot of Daddy Issues.

- The Senior Sex Doll is so realistic… it even gets up three times a night to go to the bathroom.

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The new issue of Vogue Magazine features First Lady Jill Biden on the cover and a 60,000 word article calling her “A Joy Multiplier”.

- Hmmm… Doesn’t that kinda sound like something you can get online and have delivered to your house in a plain brown wrapper?? (Asking for a friend…)

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A new poll shows more than half of Americans feel that Fourth of July parties are risky.

- Not because of fireworks or COVID… but if you attend one, people might accuse you of “Being Patriotic”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick