The Star of the reality show “Sister Wives” who has 4 Wives and 18 Children says “Because of the Pandemic…Normal life has ceased for me”.

- I’m thinking “Normal life” ceased for him the day he married WIFE NUMBER 2.

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Governor Whitmer announced that she spoke to the Easter Bunny and told him he’s an “Essential Worker” and still needs to work during the Pandemic.

- To show MY Covid-19 Easter Spirit, tonight for dinner I’m having Welsh Rabbit… excuse me, I meant Rarebit.

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A 107-year old Dutch woman has recovered from the coronavirus, probably becoming the oldest survivor of the pandemic in the world.

- Doctors say she’s a “Miracle” and will live a “Long and happy life”. Well… at least it will be Happy.

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RealDoll, a Sex Doll company is encouraging people to buy one of their “Silicone Girlfriends” during the lockdown because they’re “Naturally Antibacterial”.

- I can hear it now… “Hey Bob… You’re new girlfriends HOT!” “I know! And she’s Antibacterial!!!”

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A woman in Florida was arrested after she hit her husband with a can of Spagehtti-Os.

- No word yet on whether she hit him with a can with the Hot Dogs or the one with the Meatballs.

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Caitlyn Jenner said she’s interested in joining the cast of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”.     

- She’ll fit right in since her boobs are just as fake as the other boobs on the show.  

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Pandemic Thought for the Day…

Toilet Paper… You CAN take it with you when you go!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick