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A Florida man was arrested for selling ecstasy pills shaped like Donald Trump.

- You’ve heard of the Little Blue Pill? This is known as the Little ORANGE Pill.

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A video of Bernie Sanders taking a right-handed swing at a punching bag on Tuesday went viral… because the “speed bag” flew back and hit him in the face.

- Bernie was taken to the hospital where he demanded Free Health Care.

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After hitting their peak in the late ‘60’s and early 70’s… the Wall Street Journal is reporting that Mustaches are coming back in style.

- I’ve been holding out for years and it’s FINALLY paying off!!

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Scientists have drawn up plans for a “Space Elevator” that would include a cable looped around the moon down to the earth’s atmosphere to speed up space travel… but admit it would still take days to get there.

- Days and days of standing in one place, facing forward, not talking, staring up at the numbers.

- With my luck I’d get stuck riding up with a kid who pressed all 240,000 buttons.

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Researchers at Michigan State found that people who are Divorced are twice as likely to develop dementia as their married counterparts - with Divorced Men at the highest risk.

- If this is true, Larry King is a goner.

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Taylor Swift says she has security cameras focused on her butt at all times after she was groped at a meet and greet in Colorado.

- She got the idea from Kim Kardashian - but Kim’s camera footage can only be watched on an IMAX screen.

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KFC is jumping into the plant-based meat business by testing “Beyond Fried Chicken” at some of it’s restaurants this week.

- Which brings up an important question: Why did the plant-based Chicken cross the road?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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