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Today, Bernie Sanders is expected to announce his plan to cancel ALL STUDENT LOAN DEBT totaling an astounding $1.6 TRILLION.

- If Bernie’s plan sounds viable to you… chances are you flunked math.

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Hasbro announced that’s it’s newest version of Monopoly will do away with cash and have players making payments using an Alexa-like device shaped like a Tophat.

- They also announced that in the new version the “Community Chest” will be known as “Madonna”.

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Roseanne Barr and Andrew Dice Clay have teamed up for the “Mr. and Mrs. America” comedy tour.

- These two will make Lenny Bruce and George Carlin look like Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

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A man was arrested Friday for hiding a camera in the Women’s bathroom on the set of the new James Bond movie.

- If they do a Bond movie based on the incident I’m betting it will be called “Gold Plunger”, “A View to a Jill” or “The Spy Who Filmed Me”.

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A woman who claims she was left behind and trapped in a “cold dark” Air Canada plane after sleeping through the landing says she suffers from recurring nightmares.

- By the way… She was the pilot.

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A man stripped naked at Detroit Metro Airport and tried to sneak past security.

- Police on the scene said “He loved to fly… and it showed”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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