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25 years ago today… America was transfixed as OJ Simpson and his friend Al Cowlings led the police on a slow-speed chase in the famous White Bronco.

- It’s the second most famous White Bronco in the world… after John Elway.

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A picture has emerged of Kim Jong Un as a child wearing Mickey Mouse ears.

- Proving once again that North Korea is the Happiest Place on Earth!

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Dem Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg says if elected he WOUNDN’T be the countries First gay President - but says he’s not sure which former Presidents might have been secretly gay.

- Bill Clinton said, “Well don’t look at me!”

- Clinton added, “I DID NOT sleep with that man… Al Gore”.

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Bill Cosby lit up the internet in a surprise Father’s Day post from Prison, tweeting "Hey, Hey, Hey...It’s America’s Dad...I know it’s late, but to all of the Dads... It’s an honor to be called a Father, so let’s make today a renewed oath to fulfilling our purpose…”

- “ …Slipping their mothers a mickey!”

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Political insiders believe that Elizabeth Warren is now the hottest 2020 Democrat.

- It’s historic… since this is the first time in history Warren has ever been described as “Hot”.

- Warren says she got “Hot” by connecting with voters… and rubbing two sticks together.

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Rapper Cardi B split the seat of her jumpsuit while Twerking during a concert over the weekend, giving the audience a look at her naked butt.

- The audience was shocked because Cardi doesn’t usually moon the crowd during the show… She waits until the Encore.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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