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Climate Change Activist AOC has predicted how the hit show “Game of Thrones” will end.

- It involves a Medieval ex-bartender who takes over the Kingdom by magically making Cows stop passing gas.

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In what is being called the Greatest Comeback in Sports History… Tiger Woods surprised everyone when he came from behind to win the Masters.

- Meanwhile, caught up in the excitement of the day, Joe Biden surprised Tiger Woods when HE ALSO came from behind.

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A Michigan man is suing his parents because they destroyed his porn collection - which he says was worth $30,000.

- At least the Dad TOLD the Mom that he’d destroyed it.

- His mom said it was probably too late to destroy it… since by this point her son is probably TOTALLY Blind anyway.

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Cher tweeted that “Sanctuary City” LA can’t possibly take in any more illegal immigrants since “We can’t even take care of our own”.

- Trump says he can’t believe she said that with a straight face. Then again, with all the plastic surgery she’s had, Cher says EVERYTHING with a straight face.

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The latest Hollywood beauty trend is wearing “Comando” brand underwear that can cost over $100 a pair that makes you look like you’re not wearing underwear.

- Ladies… why don’t you just do what some guys do… Don’t WEAR Commando, GO Commando! You’ll look like your not wearing underwear FOR FREE!!!

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The Country is on pins and needles in anticipation of the Mueller Report which is set to be released Thursday.

- Wow. The Easter Bunny and the Mueller Report in the same week.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick