A new survey found that Marines tend to drink more, smoke more and participate in riskier sex with more partners than members of other branches of the military.

- You don't think that's the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

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According to former Michigan QB Wilton Speight, Coach Jim Harbaugh doesn't want players to eat chicken because chickens are "a nervous bird".

- So... at long last we know why Chickens can't fly... They're too nervous! 

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On this date in 1988, the last "Playboy Club" in the U.S. closed in Lansing. 

- I was never in a Playboy Club, but I did read their brochure once... for the articles. 

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Bob Woodard, of Watergate fame, will release a new behind-the-scenes-of-the-Trump-White-House book on September 11th. 

- The book is called "All the President's Tweets". NOT. 

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TMZ's Harvey Levin asked Alex Trebek, who has hosted Jeopardy for 30+ years what the chances are that he'll retire when his contract is up in 2020.

- Alex said the chances are "50-50", but I'm not buyin' it because Alex didn't say "WHAT is 50-50?".  

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According to health care experts, Bernie Sanders' FREE "Medicare for All" plan would cost $32.6 TRILLION over 10 years, .

- In other words, you won't have to pay for YOUR Health Care... but you'll have to pay for everyone else's! 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick