A video has surfaced of Bill and Hillary Clinton taking a commercial Delta flight from Washington D.C. to New York.  

- And they didn't even have to pay full price! Bill got the tickets using a "Grope-On". 

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In honor of "National Dress Like a Cow Day", Chick-fil-A restaurants are giving away free entrees today. The catch: You have to dress like a Cow to get the free Chicken. 

- What are the chances that I'd pick this week to take my Cow Costume to the cleaners??? 

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Do You Believe In Miracles??? All 12 boys and their soccer coach have been rescued from an underwater cave in Thailand.

- They had to fight water plus tight conditions. And since the kids were soccer players, they couldn't use their hands. 

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Thousands of Millennials took to Twitter last night to complain that President Trump's live announcement of his Supreme Court pic delayed finding out which guys were chosen for the "Group Date" on The Bachelorette. 

- Put another way... we're doomed. 

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According to Wallet Hub, the high rate of car thefts, parking fees, accident likelihood and average gas prices has earned Detroit the title of "America's WORST City to Drive In". 

- We're #1! We're #1!

- If only they'd factored in Potholes, we would have been voted "The Worst City To Drive In Of All Time!"

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A new study found that feeling much younger than your age could be a sign that your brain is aging more slowly. 

- In a related story, a new study found that feeling UP Women much younger than your age could be a sign that you're a member of the Rolling Stones. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick