Stormy Daniels says she’s still friends with her attorney Michael Avenatti even though he spent money raised for her on himself.

- She added that she’d give Avenatti the shirt off her back… just like every other guy with a twenty dollar bill.

*****

Kid Rock was fired from his role as Grand Marshall at the Nashville Christmas parade after he called Joy Behar a word that rhymes with witch.

- That’s what you get for putting Kid Rock on live TV at 8am - when he’s on his way home from the bar.

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Dolly Parton had Jimmy Fallon rolling on the floor laughing when she told him her husband Carl dreams of having a threesome with her and Jennifer Aniston.

- This is known as The Star of ‘“Friends”… With Benefits.

*****

The Scientology community is mad at one of their former leaders who claims it was her job to “audition” women to be Tom Cruise’s girlfriend.

- You’d think a guy who bills himself as a Top Gun could get a girlfriend on his own.

*****

Ozzie Osborne cancelled several shows after getting an infection from a manicure.

- The guy bites the head off a bat and survives… but he can’t handle a manicure.

*****

Alec Baldwin reprised his role as Donald Trump on “Saturday Night Live” after saying over the summer that he’d stop doing it.

- It’s part of his effort to “Make a Really Bad Show Great Again”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday.

Happy Birthday Gail.

-Dick