Witnesses in Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo’s murder trial claim he even put out “hits” on members of his own family.

- Well that’s gonna make for an awkward Thanksgiving Dinner.

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A big debate is brewing over whether more suburban Detroit cities can allow people to keep live chickens in their back yards.

- I don’t know about Chickens in my backyard, but I do know that next Thursday I plan to have a Turkey in my Dining Room.

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Queen Elizabeth threw a huge birthday party for Prince Charles who turned 70 yesterday.

- Like most 70 year olds, Charles’ birthday wish was for a successful run on the throne… in the Palace bathroom.

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Ask your Amazon Alexa how to “Play like a Lion” and you’ll hear Quarterback Matthew Stafford’s voice guiding you through squats and jumping jacks.

- And if you want to shed a few pounds, just ask Alexa how to “Lose like a Lion”.

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Michael Avenatti, the attorney for the woman who accused Brett Kananaugh of “gang rape” is now facing domestic violence charges of his own - but said he will be “fully exonerated”.

- And if you can’t believe this guy, who CAN you believe??

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Harley Davidson debuted their first ever Electric motorcycle.

- It’s expected to be big with people who get Temporary Tattoos and listen to Orchestral versions of rock songs. You know… like Tony Bennett’s version of “Born to be Wild”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick