Dan Gilbert announced that he’s selling downtown’s Greektown Casino for $1 Billion dollars.

- Apparently he was short on cash and didn’t think he’d get approved for a Quicken Loan.

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In a new documentary, Monica Lewinsky says that she thought the stain on her infamous blue dress was “Spinach Dip”.

- Bill Clinton replied, “I did not share an appetizer with that woman… Miss Lewinsky”.

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A California man has been banned from all Disney theme parks after he was photographed holding up a “Trump 2020” sign while riding “Splash Mountain”.

- Proving once again that “It’s a Small-Minded World After all”.

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Police are on the look out for a woman who attacked a McDonald’s manager because he didn’t give her enough ketchup packets when she went through the drive thru.

- Officers say she dumped fries on the mangers head and kneed his McNuggets.

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Walmart is giving away Free coffee to shoppers on Black Friday.

- Which is good news for people who want to be wide awake as they’re trampled to death.

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Facebook has launched a new dating app in Canada.

- It will go up against Canada’s most popular dating site, “Eh, Harmony.com”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick