Happy “Columbus Day”! Or as it’s known in more and more places - including Columbus, Ohio these days: “Indigenous Peoples’ Day”.
- But you can still get a great deal during Art Van’s “Incredible Indigenous Peoples’ Day Half-Off Mattress Sale”!!!
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A female writer for “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” has apologized for tweeting “Whatever happens, I’m just glad we ruined Brett Kavanaugh’s life”.
- More proof that this was ALWAYS about the issues.
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Bill and Hillary Clinton made a surprise appearance at Oktoberfest in Germany on Friday.
- Hillary spent the whole time looking for her email server while Bill spent the afternoon groping his Female server.
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A new study found that drinking even one glass of wine a day can lead to an early death.
- So much for the expression “Life is a Cabernet Old Chum”.
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New research shows that men who have fertility problems have smaller… um… “Manhoods” than men who have no problems fathering children.
- As if men with fertility issues don’t have enough problems… Now they’re also publicly getting the short end of the stick.
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#Metoo co-founder Rose McGowen says she didn’t mean to say the #Metoo movement was “a lie”… she meant to say that Hollywood’s #Time’sUp movement was a lie.
- I’ve got one thing to say: #I’mConfused.
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A riot broke out in the stands after Conor McGregor’s Mixed Martial Arts loss to Khabib Nurmagomedov in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
- There were so many people in handcuffs it looked like a Supreme Court Hearing.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back Tuesday!
-Dick