Kid Rock may run for the the US Senate seat currently held by Debbie Stabenow. 

- We'll let you know if The Kid decides to throw his hat in the ring. 

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Meanwhile, Caitlyn Jenner announced that SHE too is considering running for the US Senate. 

- Why not go for the White House? We could end up with our first Female President! 

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A study in Sweden found that having children is the most destructive thing a person can do to the environment. 

- Especially if your name happens to be "Kardashian" or "Donald Trump Jr.". 

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A new poll found that 70% of Americans think Donald Trump's Tweets are "unpresidential". 

- The most shocking part of this story is that it's only 70%. 

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Passengers on a United Airlines flight were evacuated complaining of nausea and headaches after one of their fellow fliers "passed gas" in the plane. 

- Why didn't somebody just open a window? 

- The man originally blamed it on his dog... but the airline confirmed the dog was traveling in the cargo hold. 

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The Senate in the Philippines is considering a bill that would send people to jail for a year for failing to sing the countries National Anthem with "sufficient energy". 

- Well there goes Colin Kaepernick's plans to spend his summer vacation in Manilla. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick