Tuesday, a group supporting Ted Cruz aired a TV ad showing a naked picture of Donald Trump's wife taken from an old shoot for GQ Magazine with the caption "Here is your next first lady". 

- Wow. I didn't think we were gonna see naked pictures of the First Lady until Kanye West wins in 2020. 

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Meanwhile "The Donald" put out a tweet warning Ted Cruz to stop harassing his wife, or he'd "spill the beans" on Cruz's wife Heidi who is an investment banker at Goldman Sachs. 

- So we can assume by spilling the beans Trump means Heidi supported Hillary Clinton in the past.  

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President Obama finished up his historic visit to Cuba yesterday. 

- To pay his respects to the Cuban people, he had a bunch of inflatable rafts attached to Air Force One and floated back to the U.S. 

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A McGill University study found that city birds are more evolved than country birds. 

- But both kinds still poop on your windshield as soon as you leave the car wash. 

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A New York Times poll found that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have the highest unfavorable ratings of any two Presidential front runners - ever. 

- Bernie Sanders said he hasn't seen this much negativity since William Howard Taft ran against William Jennings Bryan in 1908. 

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Paul McCartney is trying to reacquire the rights to the Beatles song catalog. 

- "Reacquire" is another term for "Get Back". 

- Paul says it's been a long and winding road, but he thinks he can do it with a little help from his friends. 

- He added that he's working on the project Eight Days a Week. 

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The winner of "Top Chef" was arrested in Texas for assaulting his girlfriend after a night of drinking. 

- Leave it to a chef to get sauced. 

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Federal Agents are looking for a flight attendant who left a 70-pound suitcase of cocaine at the Los Angeles International Airport. 

- Besides, she didn't pay the "Over 50 Pounds" baggage fee. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick