The Presidential Election is exactly two weeks from today.

- So... "Our Long, National Nightmare... Hasn't Even Started Yet". 

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As proof... Turns out one of Hillary Clinton's closest advisors, Terry McCauliffe, made a $675,000 donation to the election campaign of the WIFE of the FBI official who LED the probe into Hillary's email scandal. 

- Apparently "FBI" stands for "Federal Bureau of I Can Make Sure Hillary Doesn't Get Indicted!". 

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Meanwhile another woman is claiming that year's ago, Donald Trump grabbed her by the arm without her permission. 

- If that's sexual harassment... the "Guess Your Weight" guy at Cedar Point is in big trouble.

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A Federal Judge in Michigan has lifted the ban of taking selfies with your ballot on Election Day.

- So now you can post that pic on Facebook and get Unfriended by all the people who disagree with who you voted for.

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A Yahoo survey found that 40% of NFL Fans have stopped watching the games because of Colin Kaepernick's National Anthem protests. 

- NFL officials say they won't stand for this kind of thing. 

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The White House has admitted that under Obamacare, health care premiums for tens of millions of Americans will double or even triple next year. 

- So if you're going to have a heart attack after hearing the news, it'd be cheaper to have it now. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick