If your looking for some outdoor fun this fall, you might travel over to China for the new Communist Theme Park.
- The only problem is, park admission is free for everyone, but only government officials get to ride the rides.
- If you've ever wanted to go on a roller coaster run by an underpaid 5 year old, this park is for you.
- The "Commie Coaster" is reportedly so much fun, after you ride it, you want to ride it again an hour later.
- If you go there, they guarantee you'll have a sweet...and sour time.
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Hillary Clinton unveiled her new gun control policy on Monday.
- I don't know... She can't even get her husband to keep his gun in it's holster.
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An Internet hoax claimed that Calitlyn Jenner was thinking about changing back to Bruce, because the whole thing was a bad idea.
- This is a whole new take on the "He Said/She Said" thing.
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A Tennessee man who was arrested for stealing a truck told police he did it he could spend some time in jail away from his wife.
- Apparently he doesn't realize that in Jail, he's going to BE somebody's wife.
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Steve Jobs' ex is calling the new movie "Steve Jobs" a travesty.
- But his kids say he would have liked the film and so do they. Proving that the Apples don't fall far from the tree.
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Matthew McConaughey is said to be completely unrecognizable on the set of his new movie, "Gold".
- Sounds like somebody took a shower and put on a shirt.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick