Snow that stuck...and single digit temps with wind chills below zero made for a dicey and cold commute this morning. Several businesses have been affected and in the interest of public service here is a partial list:
- The "Sip & Strip Gentlemen's Club" is open...but there will be no pole dancing until the margarita salt can be used to de-ice the runways.
- The "Citizens Against Global Warming" breakfast in Ann Arbor has been postponed... until sometime this Spring.
- Flights at Metro Airport may be slightly delayed...but luggage will be lost as scheduled.
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Authorities say that the man accused of arranging sex for Prince Andrew had 21 phone numbers in his black book belonging to Bill Clinton.
- To put that in perspective, Bill had the same number of private phone numbers that Hillary had pantsuits.
- Apparently Bill signed up for the "Family, Friends & Philandering" package.
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A new study found that people who stay up to the wee hours of the night have higher IQ's then people who go to bed early.
- So I'm not an Insomniac...I'm a GENIUS!
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A survey by Vetstreet.com found that the Chihuahua is the dumbest dog breed.
- How dumb can they be? One of 'em scored millions doing that Taco Bell TV Commercial gig.
- Meanwhile the survey found that the "Tenderest" dogs are on Kim Jong Un's dinner plate in North Korea.
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An Iowa woman was arrested after using a website called "poopsenders.com" to mail a package of cow poop to her neighbors house.
- Remember the good old days when people would actually deliver the package themselves and then set it on fire?
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Sylvester Stallone confirmed that he's returning for another "Rambo" movie. He's also doing another "Rocky" film set to be released in 2016.
- In this one he yells, "Adrian! Adrian! Get Offa My Lawn!"
- And instead of climbing into a boxing ring, he'll step into one of those nifty walk-in bathtubs.
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Jennifer Aniston told CBS Sunday Morning that she's not bitter about her break up with Brad Pitt. He left her for Angelina Jolie 10 years ago.
- Okay if you're still talking about how "not bitter" you are 10 years later...something tells me you might be just a "little bit bitter".
- Aniston showed up for the interview with a six-person entourage. Hey, somebody had to carry all that emotional baggage.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick