The Wings try to take a 2 to 1 lead over the Bruins in Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs tonight!
Game Time: 7:30pm at the Joe.
GO WINGS!!!!!
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An American won the Boston Marathon for the first time since the '80's.
- You could tell he was American by his name...Meb Keflezighi.
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Joe Biden is visiting Ukraine to demonstrate America's commitment to easing tensions.
- Apparently Dennis Rodman was unavailable.
- Instead of getting a shoe thrown at him like most politicians...Joe will just stick his own foot in his mouth.
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A South African columnist says Oscar Pistorius learned to cry on the witness stand by taking acting lessons before his trial.
- With his experience, he's bound to play the lead in the Prison production of "Annie Get Your Gun!"
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The Federal Government say it's approval of the sale of "Palcohol", a powder that you add water to to make liquor, was a mistake.
- Too bad. It would have given a whole new meaning to a "Dry Martini".
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A new study shows a huge increase in the number of middle aged people moving back in with their aging parents - not to take care of them, but because they can't afford to live on their own.
- It's so embarrassing...now the middle aged people's 20-somethings have to move into their GRAND parents basements.
- So now thousands of 80 year old fathers are staying up until midnight to make sure their 50 year old daughter makes her curfew.
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Kraft Foods recalled 90,000 Oscar Mayer wieners that accidentally contained cheese.
- If cheese is the worst thing that's in a hot dog, I say fire up the grill!
- It could have been worse: We could have found out that Kraft had accidentally put hot dogs in the Velveeta.
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The Rolling Stones released the schedule for their 50th Anniversary Tour.
- And then immediately forgot where they put the schedule.
- Each concert will open with their hit, "Hey, Hey, You, You, Get Offa My Lawn!"
- Concert promoters have asked female fans to refrain from throwing their Depends on stage.
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81 year old Willie Nelson says he's about to receive a fifth degree black belt in Korean Martial Arts.
- Well if anyone can smoke an opponent, it's Willie.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick