Congrats to U of M and MSU...both bound for the Sweet Sixteen next weekend! Go Blue! Go Green! And let the March Madness continue!
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Speaking of "March Madness"...Ukraine's leaders are accusing Vladimir Putin of wanting to take over their whole country.
- It looks like we have another "Cold War" on our hands...not counting the dreaded Polar Vortex which looks like it's returned as well.
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Former President Jimmy Carter says he believes the NSA is spying on him too.
- He was tipped off by a giant rabbit he ran into while he was ice fishing.
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are on the cover of Vogue in their pre-wedding Wedding gown and tux. Kermit and Miss Piggy released a spoof cover.
- The fact is, Kim's had more hands up her skirt than Miss Piggy.
- The two old men in the balcony said they prefer the Miss Piggy cover since she has more realistic fake boobs than Kim.
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New research says that sleep deprivation damages intelligent brain cells.
- So basically Keith Richards hasn't slept since he took a nap between sets at Woodstock.
- Now insomniacs have something else to lie awake all night worrying about.
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A Florida man was arrested after drinking 10 Jaegermeister shots, punching a 70 year old man in the nose and starting a fire in the bar bathroom one recent afternoon.
- The 70-year-old was so mad he flipped the guy the early "Bird" special.
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In an effort to find the missing plane, Malaysian officials plan on asking the U.S. for undersea surveillance help.
- Why don't they ask Edward Snowden? He seems to know everything.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick