America's biggest circus clown organization says the nation is facing a massive clown shortage.
- Unless you count the Bozos elected to Congress.
- They new something was up when they threw the annual Clown Convention and only three clowns got out of each of the tiny cars.
- Maybe aspiring horn-honkers are afraid retiring Clowns are leaving shoes just too big to fill.
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With Americans Meryl Davis and Charlie White taking the Gold in Olympic Ice Dancing, the sport is really catching on.
- With the success of all the "Ice Twizzling" that was required for each skater, they're already considering adding "Ice Twerking" to the 2020 Winter Games.
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President Obama says that signing up for Obamacare is a part of "growing up".
- By that he means you're a teenager when you try to get on the website, and by the time you actually get a policy, you're all grown up.
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Scientists say that extreme loneliness increases your chances of an early death by 14 percent.
- On the bright side, you'll have a lot less time to sit around being miserable.
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Australian scientis have invented a "hangover free" beer that keeps drinkers from getting dehydrated.
- I believe this was already invented... It's called "Root Beer".
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Actor Bradley Cooper said he showed up to a White House dinner without underwear. For some unexplained reason he felt he had to share this information.
- It was like having Bill Clinton in office all over again.
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Have a great day and don't forget!
The 27th Annual 16-Hour Salvation Army Radiothon for the Bed & Bread Club is coming up THIS FRIDAY, Feb. 21st. This is THE FUNDRAISER for this amazing program that feeds 5000 men, women and children in Metro-Detroit 365 days a year and shelters almost 600 people a night! A donation of just $10 a month ($120/yr) FEEDS ONE PERSON FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR and $20 a month ($240 for the year) FEEDS TWO PEOPLE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. Nobody gives you more bang for your charity buck than that! And this year is very special for me... while I'll be popping in and out of the broadcast throughout the day live from the Oakland Mall and broadcast on 760 AM WJR, I will actually be HOSTING the 4pm to 8pm slot with Big Al and Jackie. It's a reunion for us - and we'd love to have you donate while we're on the air - just like in the old days! You can even donate now by calling 248-528-0760. As they say..."Operators are standing by!" and of course, we'll be more than grateful for any donation you can make!
Thanks so much for your support...
-Dick