Today is Presidents Day.
- The day set aside to honor Mr. Belvedere because as we all know, "He Does Good Work!"
- I just called him at "Tyler 8 - Seven One, Oh, Oh... for a Home Improvement date!"
- All Federal employees have the day off in celebration...so it will be pretty much just like every other Monday.
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The Navy admitted to destroying photographic evidence of Osama Bin Laden's corpse.
- But he was "tagged" in several Navy Seal photos on Facebook.
- Luckily we still have that great shot of Osama and his camel.
- Hollywood is going ahead with plans for a movie about two guys who dress up Obamas corpse and take him partying. It's tentatively called "Weekend at Osama's".
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Joe Biden says that Americans should feel optimistic no matter who the President is.
- I think Joe is trying to buck himself up for the devastation he's gonna feel when he doesn't even win the primary.
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A survey from the University of Michigan found that 1 in 4 Americans doesn't know that the earth revolves around the sun.
- 15% think it revolves around President Obama and 10% think it revolves around Kim Kardashian.
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Russia's hockey team is blaming a referee for Saturday's overtime loss to the U.S. after he took away one of the Russian's goals.
- The ref had no comment. Well, actually, he may have had a comment but he seems to have disappeared.
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Justin Bieber's lawyers are fighting to prevent police from releasing video that shows him urinating in jail.
- If I was his lawyer, I'd be a lot more concerned with police releasing the toxicology report of what they found IN the Urine.
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Charlie Sheen is engaged to former porn star Brett Rossi.
- It will be his 4th marriage and his 2,957th time with a hooker...this year.
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DON'T FORGET! This Friday, Feb. 21st is the 27th Annual 16 Hour Radiothon benefiting the Salvation Army's Bed & Bread Club. This amazing program feeds 5000 men, women and children in Metro Detroit everyday, 365 days a year, and shelters almost 600 people a night. A donation of $10 a month ($120 a year) feeds ONE PERSON FOR ONE ENTIRE YEAR. And if you can double it...$20 a month ($240 for the year) feeds TWO PEOPLE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. There is no other program like it! And the Radiothon is THE major fundraiser! It all takes place at the Oakland Mall this Friday from 6am to 10pm and will be broadcast live on 760 AM WJR! And I'm thrilled that I will be hosting the 4pm to 8pm slot along with Big Al and Jackie! If you're not going to be around Friday, you can even make your donation NOW by calling 248-528-0760. Volunteers are standing by!
Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow!
-Dick